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Here’s how robots could replace all popstars by October 11

This week a story from last year has bubbled back to the top of the pop agenda — the long and short of it is that Spotify seem to have playlisted dozens of original pieces of music which have been created under various pseudonyms. Somewhat bizarrely many of these appear to have been created by producers Quiz and Larossi. There’s more on it over at Music Business Worldwide.

But let’s take this all one step further. Let’s say that rather than Quiz and Larossi being commissioned to make music, we take writers, producers and actual artists out of the equation all together.

Virtual popstars have been toyed with for decades. Gorillaz, The Archies and Hatsune Miku worked; Conor Maynard has enjoyed a lengthy career with nobody suspecting a thing. For each of these there are dozens of failures, including early-2000s ideas such as solo popstar Kukani, the brainchild of East 17/Pet Shop Boys manager Tom Watkins. Most of the failures hit a wall due to time and expense. But what if you didn’t need to involve humans, or concepts like time and money, at all? What if, in 2017’s world of AI, infinite possibilities and low computing costs, you could create the next big pop smash at the touch of a button? Or without having to even touch a button at all?

What we are about to propose requires a few things to be true: we need AI to have become so powerful that in a matter of seconds robots are able to throw millions of possible solutions at one idea until they get a right answer, we need artificially created vocals to be as decent as artificially created instruments, we need AI to have already had a bash at songwriting, and we need to know what humans enjoy listening to.

Those things are pretty much all in place though, right? Right. Let’s go.

The beginning of the end of all popstars — in four easy steps

  • Once a day, robots identify the 100 most significant new tracks created by humans. (Spotify already have this sort of mechanism in place behind the scenes — it helps them identify songs that are worth adding to their own playlists.) Those 100 significant songs are based partially on number of streams but the most important factors are low skip rates and the proportion of manual adds to playlists and libraries.
  • Robots make multiple variations on each of those 100 tracks: let’s say 5x songs with similar lyrics and melodies but across different genres, 5x songs with different lyrics and melodies in the same genre, and eight versions of each of those with different vocals — let’s say two different female vocals and two different male vocals.
  • Within an hour the robots have created 8,000 new songs. They’re all uploaded to Spotify under different titles by artists with different, semi-randomly created names, and they all have different, automatically created artwork. Most of them are shit — they just don’t work because robots don’t really understand the little bit of magic that divides a pop shambles from a pop triumph. At this point the robots have achieved the status of Average Major Label A&R. But the point is that a handful of these songs — maybe ten — are great.
  • Those ten great songs (identified by skip rate and add rate — and those can be pretty low because all the robots are really looking for is a sense that someone somewhere thinks the song is any good) stay on the service. The other 7,990 are automatically deleted. The ten kept songs continue being added and not-skipped, and rise up to become successful on Spotify.

What happens next

It doesn’t stop there. Our four easy steps are followed by the robots once a day. Every day.

By the end of week one the robots have learned a little bit about which of their 8,000 songs are getting traction. In fact, by the end of week two, the robots have learned so much that it’s not just ten songs that make the cut — it’s twenty.

By the end of the first month, every single one of the robots’ 8,000 songs is worthy of being enjoyed by human beings. They have a 100% hit rate. At this point the robots can up their game: by month two they are releasing 100,000 new songs, each worthy of human attention, onto Spotify. The memory of those original, day one, 100 significant songs is long gone: the robots are now creating songs based on the songs they themselves have created.

The end of the popstar

By the start of month two, human beings have totally fallen out of the AI equation. The songs created by robots aren’t just passable, they’re better than anything the world’s greatest songwriters, producers or vocalists could manage. Songs released by humans are lost in the deluge. Genuine actual popstars are beginning to be seen in the way we currently see vinyl: a deluxe minority interest obsessed over by authenticity fetishists but seen as clunky and overly-complicated by everyone else. Any popstar who got in before the robots took over will be able to continue touring, but nobody will listen to their music, a bit like U2. New artists don’t stand a chance.

Within three months humans listening to Spotify will no longer create playlists to keep track of their favourite songs because the robots have continued to learn: you won’t want to listen to an old song any more, because you’ll know that the song being released in the next two seconds is better than anything you’ve ever heard before. In fact, there will be ten songs released in the next two seconds, and they’ll all be better than anything you’ve ever heard. Listening to music ceases to be enjoyable: you know will never hear the best song ever made, because while you think they’re listening to it another one that’s even better will have appeared on Spotify.

That’s your three-month plan. If the robots get started today we could hit our target by October 11. If you’re a human popstar with any songs lying around you’ve got twelve weeks to release them.

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